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This is probably going to be short. Despite the fact that there is much to be said about Mr. Frank Welker.

Welker is a voice actor who is maybe best known as Fred from Scooby-Doo, or more recently known as Nibbler from Futurama. And looking down his IMDb profile, you find that he is in everything.

Futurama
Grim & Evil
Codename: Kids Next Door
Kim Possible
Harvey Birdman
Robot Chicken
Family Guy
Lilo & Stitch
Spongebob Squarepants
Megas XLR
Duck Dodgers
Totally Spies
Dexter’s Lab
Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Bravo
The Simpsons
Jackie Chan Adventures
Animaniacs
Pinky & The Brain
Wild Thornberrys
Johnny Quest
Freakazoid
Gargoyles
Garfield
Swat Kats
Goof Troop
Sonic The Hedgehog

The list just keeps going

Tiny Toons
Darkwing Duck
Ghostbusters
Captain N
Talespin

Fuck!

He also voiced the vast majority of the Transformers, including Megatron.

So naturally somewhere in that long list, he’s done voices for the DCAU. And I am delighted to tell you who.

That is Ace.

Frank Welker voices Ace. Had it even occurred to you that someone had to make all the doggie noises?

In addition to Ace, he’s voices Isis, Catwoman’s cat:

and Woof, the hyena splicer dude thing

He’s also done voices on Superman, and Static Shock.

Next week is gonna be a pile of holiday spirit bullshit wooo!

It’s Friday! Thank God! Thank fucking Christ. I am ready to relax. How ’bout you guys? My Friday evening will possibly consist of going to show, maybe consist of spending money, and probably consist of eating junk food and playing video games/watching cartoons. Back in the day though, Fridays were a time to come home, put on ABC and watch the gang on the wonderful block of programming that was TGIF.

The schedule changed over the years and a large number of people appeared on the various shows that formed the wholesome tapestry that ABC called family programming. In this wide group of people, there’s bound to be some intersect with the vast array of people that have lent their voice talent to the DCAU. It’s time for Thank Go(o)d(ness) I Voiced a DCAU Character.

I almost drew a Venn diagram for this.

I warn you, dear readers, I was not prepared for what awaited me outside my doorstep yesterday. Not knowing what the package contained, the discovery of its contents nearly was the end of me. But I implore you to prepare yourselves now. Prepare for blurry pictures. Prepare to be amazed. Put some kryptonite paper in your utility belt and prepare for

The Superman Stapler.

I recently discussed this product in an entry on Justice League office supplies and praised how mindblowing it obviously was, and how spectacular it would look on my desk. Well my secret santa heard my woeful cries and bestowed this wonderful gift upon me.

The product was supposed to look something like this:

It looks like this:

Except more this-y:

The stapler is slightly smaller than I expected, though is probably still currently holding my lifetime supply of staples as my need to staple anything has dropped significantly since college.

Let’s take her for a trial run right now though! What do I have around here to staple?

I ponder stapling shut a Superman/Batman issue with Michael Turner art, but would have to go to the effort of digging the comic out and instead opt for this map of Wyoming.

Nobody’s fuckin’ looking at that map again!

Spotlight on some voice actors on Friday, and back to episodes again on Monday.

I am now the proud owner of that incredibly silly Superman stapler, officially the dumbest DCAU product in my possession.

Details and pictures to come.