Hello semi-loyal readers
Hopefully once a week, I will be writing an article for http://anothercastle.com/
My first foray into this new land is currently up and you can scamper off to read it now.
If you’ve had just about enough of the internet and its “information” and “opinions,” might I suggest a delicious sandwich instead?
All right all right, I’m a goddamn slacker. I went home for Christmas, I came back and decided that I really just needed some time to chill out. But now I’m excited to do some two-parters from the other series and we’re kicking things off today with The Main Man and the DCAU debut of that lovable bounty hunter Lobo.
First, let me ask you guys, have you watched the new American Gladiators? Have you gotten a taste of Wolf?
Did you know Lobo means wolf? Are you happier knowing this? Or sad? I can’t seem to decide.
To make review more Hulk Hogan-y, randomly insert ‘dude’ or ‘brother’ every 5 words.
Starting next week, I’m going to do a few non-JL two-parters. I know which Superman episode and I think I know which Batman Beyond, but I’d like some votes on the Batman episode. So pick one of these, and comment.
Cat and the Claw
Two-Face
Heart of Steel
The Demon’s Quest
Shadow of the Bat
I got the Justice League Chronicles GBA game, you guys!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I’m in South Dakota, and my goals of keeping this updated over the holidays are coming up unbeleiveably short.
I did go see National Treasure 2 with my family though. That was pretty dumb. Nicholas Cage was very Nicholas Cage. I think he should have a CSI show.
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Things will resume when I am not light-headed from simple routine tasks.
I went to Canada this weekend and met this awesome duck, but he made me sick so stuff will be up tomorrow.
The Main Man Part 2
Fuck my rambling, let’s dive right in!
Emperor Spooj (who Lobo was delivering Sqweek too) is unhappy because Lobo has not delivered Sqweek to him yet. He’s yelling at Sqweek’s brother Gnaww and his goons who Lobo beat the crap out of in the previous episode. Gnaww is trying the feed the Emperor some line about Lobo double-crossing him and he decides to send Gnaww and the crew out after Lobo despite them totally getting their asses handed to them earlier. Maybe the Emperor just has a nice sense of humor like that. I should point out that the Emperor is very gross and when he pounds his “fists” stuff flies off him and it kinds looks like leeches or something, but it isn’t.
Superman is still in his incredible simulation of Krypton but has convinced the Preserver to let him change out of his incredibly simulated clothes and back into his Superman outfit. His incredibly simulated room seemed to be lacking an incredibly simulated changing area but we won’t dwell on that too much. We also won’t dwell on who changed him into the other outfit in the first place and how awkward/arousing that might’ve been.
Well, maybe I’ll dwell on it for just a little bit…