Category Archives: Batman Beyond

Ascension

When you think of warehouses and docks, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? If you said “places where DCAU episodes start” well, hoo boy. Lemme tell you. A lot of them start there.

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The Last Resort

For my last review ever, I am going to review The Last Resort. Ah, teenagers. So troubled. So troublesome. For ages they have antogonized their parents, making them stew over how to deal with their problems, as they watch their … Continue reading

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Big Time

Do you guys know what’s awesome? Chemicals. Chemicals are awesome. I loved chemistry in high school. I got a silver medal in the chemistry event of the state Science Olympics. And now I’m sitting here on the internet writing about … Continue reading

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April Moon

It’s sure fun writing this stuff at work. A dimly lit office where I occasionally answer a phone and listen to the hum of ticket printers is highly conducive to humorous writing. But hey, typing them up in Thunderbird to … Continue reading

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Golem

After a rough week of horrible shit and plane rides and a lackluster cheesecake, it’s time to get back in the game and get my fingers clackin’ on a keyboard again. In a gesture of what’s to come, I already … Continue reading

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Hidden Agenda

What makes a person smart? Test scores? Common sense? Is it short pink hair that says to the world “I am independent, bold, and defiant. Do not get fresh with me yo.”? Allow me to also pose this question: Which … Continue reading

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Chemistry

I was gonna start this commentary out by quoting the Semisonic song “Chemistry” and then I realized that fucking no one reading this would understand what I was going on about. So let’s just forget that and dive right into … Continue reading

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The Eggbaby

Having run out of Batman Beyond episodes with funny titles, we’re moving on to an episode that is just funny, and has resulted in my writing “baby” more times than I am really comfortable with. And it puts forth such … Continue reading

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Where’s Terry?

Ya know, I think I bought my Batman Beyond Vol 2 DVD set way too close to Canada or something because I always have to turn off the goddamn French subtitles, what the hell. Today we’re going to examine the … Continue reading

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Terry’s Friend Dates A Robot

You guys are getting another episode commentary! Sonofabitch, it’s almost like I don’t have a job or something! I watched some Batman Beyond last night, specifically the episode Terry’s Friend Dates a Robot. This episode has the best title ever. … Continue reading

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