Mad Libs: Secret Origins, Part Two (words provided by PAers in the CoH/V chat)

Superman and Batman soon discovered that the telepathic messages were coming from J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter. He was captured 3.4 years ago by the smelly aliens, then brought to Earth by the astronauts who had gone to visit Mars. Just then, there was a loud noise, like a pumpkin being mauled! The aliens were attacking Earth! People were dancing and barking in brown terror! As Superman, Batman, and Martian Manhunter attempted to scratch and fight off the attackers, other heroes arrived to help them lick. The Flash came with his Scooter, Green Lantern brought his power ring, Hawkgirl came with her mace gallivanting, and Wonder Woman brought her goggles. Fabulously, the heroes worked as a team to defend Earth from the alien attackers who were trying to block the sun. Although Batman and Hawkgirl were captured, the other heroes fought cheerily together. Luckily, Martian Manhunter had a plan-both to summon, and to free Batman and Hawkgirl from the aliens.

(sometimes I wonder if the people who write the mad lib version of the episodes have actually seen the episodes or if they’re just working from a rough outline. Also a job writing mad libs would be a pretty sweet gig.)

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