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Justice League Desktop
I made this Justice League destop a while back and thought perhaps someone here might also be interested in it.
It’s great if you have any stuck pixels on your monitors.
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JLU #10
I don’t know, Batman; I’ve seen you throw guys pretty far.
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Announcement: Vacation
I am taking a week off from full reviews to try to get ahead of schedule again. Hopefully this way, come Christmas time, things will not go entirely to shit.
There will still be scans.
There might be random bullshit.
You know how I love me some random bullshit.
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Reporters
Throughout the DCAU (and really comics in general), there is a group of people running with the heroes and villians stride for stride. Keeping a watchful eye and informing the public of the latest disaster or crime are the snoops, the sneaks, the chronically kidnapped, the pains in the ass. Yes. The reporters.
Members of the press run rampant through every series from Batman to Superman to Justice League, right down to the school paper in Static Shock. They seek touncover the truth, and occassionally also seek to uncover something more. You know what I mean.
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The Cat and the Canary
Did you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving yesterday? I know I did! I hope so anyway, I’m writing this on Tuesday. But I’ll pretend it’s Friday. Or try to. Here goes.
Gosh, isn’t it crazy all the shopping stuff today? Deals out the whazoo! I’m not trying to go to any stores though, screw that. I can’t, actually, I’m stuck at work. On the upside, my job is incredibly easy, and there’s not really a day-after-Thanksgiving rush on concert tickets. It’s so slow, I’m working on an upcoming review, just like I am at this very moment here on Tuesday.
Wow, I am so confused.
The Cat and the Canary is up to bat on request from some asshole (I assure you, he’s an asshole). Green Arrow was one of the best things about expanding the show to every fucking hero in the universe (unless their rights were tied up elsewhere.)
Is this the first time I’ve said boner in one of these? It shall not be the last!
Big Time
Do you guys know what’s awesome? Chemicals. Chemicals are awesome. I loved chemistry in high school. I got a silver medal in the chemistry event of the state Science Olympics. And now I’m sitting here on the internet writing about superhero cartoons and trying to work up the guts to ask a girl to the prom.
Wait no, I’m done with high school.
Chemicals though! Chemicals are so oft responsible for the creation of super-powered beings, it’s a wonder that any of them are legal anywhere. They’re exciting, they’re unpredictable, they’re untested! They are the moistest of lotteries.
Take a gamble on the periodic roulette table